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Imagine your family sitting around the dinner table - laughing & enjoying a wholesome meal - straight from your backyard.
One that you didn’t have to rush home to cook … or let’s be real, order from Uber Eats - or the takeout section from the deli. (Gotta love those phthalates!)
But one that you had the time to think about and then prepare. Where you could consider what you wanted to share with your loved ones that evening … to hear all about their day.
A meal just like you had with your grandparents on a simple Wednesday night.
I mean, that's the dream, right?
To have that time, space & security. A step away from the relentless hustle of modern life.
But instead of having that ordinary dream meal ... your life is looking more like a makeshift fast food factory where tonight’s dinner is more like a coma-inducing game of whack-a-mole that you never, ever win.
Feeling defeated, you turn on the TV for the kids, toss in the frozen dinner & open up Instagram …
Only to see your *favorite* Influencer - making homesteading look oh-so-easy … as she prances through her GMO-free garden in her $300 Anthropologie sweater...
Friend - I’ve been there. And I can also share with you today … not ONLY is that influencer getting PAID to make this all look SO easy.
But there IS a way for you to create a beautiful homestead (& life!) of your dreams. One that works for you & your family.
One that matches your true calling in life... That allows you to make the changes you’ve only whispered to yourself at night (a pantry filled with gorgeous jars of canned food you grew, baking that bread, growing your own Christmas tree …)
I knew there needed to be a place where expert training + a vibrant community of homesteaders (actually doing the thing!) could thrive - and support each other!
A space where you’d truly embrace a life where the health & flavor benefits of foods grown right in your backyard - free from additives, hormones, & chemicals.
And create meals that are not only delicious but also nourishing for your body and soul.
URGENT MESSAGE!
From: Russell Doe
Location: New York, NY
Time: 8:00 AM
Dear friend,
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Behold the cosmic agreement:
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OR perhaps you once held the key to the FunnelCrafters kingdom but chose to step away before your majestic debut could grace the digital realm.
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But That's Not All...
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And that’s why it’s fate you’re here today...
Now, in the event that our paths have yet to intertwine, I answer to the name John Doe, one of the cosmic architects.
Guided by the cosmic currents, my personal quest orbits around aiding luminous entrepreneurs, much like yourself, to transcend the cosmic barriers that hinder the construction of your online kingdom and the attainment of the existence you envision, the existence that resonates with your cosmic worth.
As the cosmic tapestry unfurls has extended its cosmic embrace to over 100,000 (and the numbers still twinkle) enterprising souls spanning the cosmic expanse, enabling them to sculpt and unfurl their mesmerizing sales funnel wonders through the magic woven into our user-friendly cosmic instruments.
The cosmic spectrum of possibilities stretched before me, and I cast my gaze upon every nuance it held.
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...Every Single One Crafted and Revealed Their Maiden Funnel.
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As for my own cosmic journey, I've woven the tapestry of no less than 1,000+ cosmic funnels.
And while I don the mantle of the "Funnel Voyager," not every one of those cosmic creations blossomed into resounding success.
Yet, step by step, atom by atom, I evolved into a more adept architect of funnel realms... (even when my mastery over cosmic grammar and celestial spelling was in its fledgling state... my resolve remained unshaken).
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In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
- Forge, design, and unveil your funnel swiftly (no coding or cosmic artisans required)...
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- Choosing the Best Livestock for Your Space Workshop to make raising chickens and other backyard livestock feel easy and manageable so you can enjoy delicious meat, eggs and dairy right out of your backdoor (Value $97)
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What's The Catch?
In the mystical realm of possibility, venture forth and unfurl the cosmic tapestry. Gaze upon every nuance, every shade that dances before your eyes.
Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation.
Embark on the cosmic quest, sculpting the digital realm. You've gazed upon the stars, seen patterns emerge.
REASON #1: Take the cosmic stage, embrace the celestial choreography of creation. Dissect and replay the ethereal "game tape," unraveling triumphs and missteps alike.
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As mentioned before, I'm extending my cosmic invitation to a select group of cosmic wayfarers, those propelled by unquenchable cosmic fire to "enter the game" and construct their inaugural funnel.
However...
1.) The cosmic scrolls reveal that less than 1,000 tangible manifestations of my '30 Days' Book and my Funnel Hacker Cookbook remain in the cosmic treasury. Though replenishment is an option, a cosmic lag exists, involving extended intervals for both cosmic dispatch and parchment imprinting.
2.) Behold, the cosmic winds whisper: the temporal window to secure this unparalleled FREE GIFT approaches its celestial curtain call... This wondrous gift, a 30-day odyssey of cosmic exploration paired with step-by-step guidance from my virtuoso architects of cosmic realms and cosmic marketers, an opulence typically valued in the cosmic realm of thousands of dollars, is on the verge of dissipating, like stardust dispersing into the cosmic ether.
Our Happiness Guarantee
Our goal is to help you gain the confidence and skills to create a simpler, more traditional lifestyle through homesteading. We know you're placing your trust in us to do that- and we honor that.
If you are unhappy with the Garden. Farm. Thrive. Academy and wish to leave, you are free to do so at any time.
Even though I believe the Garden. Farm. Thrive. Academy will create HUGE changes in your life, there is absolutely no risk in this for you.
Should you wish to cancel, simply do so before the 14-day free trial expires. Your credit card will not be charged and the free gifts are yours to keep.
STILL GOT QUESTIONS? WE GOT YOU!
Frequently Asked Questions
Will this sign me up for a monthly subscription?
The Garden. Farm. Thrive. Academy is a monthly membership program. If you sign up for this offer, you'll get a free trial into the Academy that will automatically renew when the trial is up. If you choose not to stay in the Academy, simply cancel your subscription at any time and the Toolbox is yours to keep for free.
What if I forget to cancel my Academy membership?
We don't want you to pay for resources that you aren't going to use. Because of this, we'll send reminder emails when your trial is nearing an end so you have the heads-up to cancel if you'd like.
Can I access these materials from anywhere?
The digital resources in the Academy and Toolbox can be watched or reviewed anywhere that you have internet access. You can watch them from your phone, a tablet, or desktop. Many of the resources are printable PDFs, so you can print checklists, guides, recipes and more to have on hand.
How much time will this take?
The beauty of the Academy and these resources is that you can work through the courses and materials at your own pace. You can access what you need, when you need it. Many homesteaders spend a lot of time struggling with projects that end up wasting time and aren't productive. The goal setting resources in the Toolbox and Academy will help you avoid those problems and spend time focusing on the projects that make the most sense for you.
I'm already in a similar program. How is this different?
There are similar programs out there that you can sign up for, but none of them offer everything you need to be successful. As a member, you'll get exclusive access to member-only events and have the ability to ask Shelby your homesteading questions. The difference is you'll get all of the support you need to be successful as a homesteader. In the Garden. Farm. Thrive. Academy, you'll get access to the growing library of courses and resources, the private community, the podcast and more.
Can't I learn this on YouTube for free?
Here's the deal. Looking for expert advice that is safe and accurate on YouTube and the internet is like searching for a needle in a haystack. We've seen some downright scary and dangerous advice being shown on YouTube and social media. It can be hard to know what's accurate and what isn't. Inside our program, you'll also receive the step by step process to running a successful homestead, which you won't find by watching YouTube videos. If you want advice you can trust from someone that has both the formal education and experience to back it up and a proven process to make your homesteading dreams a reality, this is the right spot.
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Just Say “MAYBE”,
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The splendor of this celestial offering lies in its liberating essence! No cosmic vows or proclamations of "YES!" are required of you in this cosmic moment...
All that beckons from you is a simple utterance of "MAYBE."
"Perhaps I'll embark upon this odyssey..."
"Maybe the cosmic winds shall carry me to new horizons..."
"Maybe the moment has arrived to sculpt my destiny and reshape my cosmic tapestry..."
"Perhaps the blueprint to my cosmic metamorphosis rests in the construction of my first cosmic funnel..."
Do you sense the resonance of readiness within you? Are you prepared to intone the cosmic incantation of "MAYBE," igniting the cosmic forces that shall bestow upon you this wondrous GIFT?
With That Said,
Here’s What To Do Next...
From this juncture, the cosmic pathways converge toward the finalization of your cosmic coordinates, as they shall guide the delivery of your sacred GIFT!
Behold, with a simple touch or tap upon the verdant button below, your cosmic choice shall be recorded, your cosmic desires inscribed. Select your cosmic size for the FREE funnel hacker t-shirt, and let the cosmic ballet commence!
Upon your celestial signing, the doors of digital bounty shall swing open wide, revealing a cosmic panorama of your digital treasures. You shall also be extended an invitation to our sacred chamber of wisdom, a private enclave nestled within the cosmic realm of Facebook.
And as you stand on the precipice of your cosmic dawn, remember—this is your destined moment, your cosmic hour to transcend. The cosmic clock has struck, beckoning you to "get in the game" and unfurl your inaugural funnel, a symphony of cosmic creation that shall resound through the ages.
I hereby pledge...
Once your cosmic creation takes flight, you shall exude the brilliance of a cosmic luminary. It may sound whimsical, but the truth echoes—there is no feeling quite like it...
Yearn to embrace the cosmic awakening of a flourishing online empire, and know that it ignites when YOU take that celestial leap. Our paths shall converge within the training realm.
May cosmic success be your ever-present constellation,
Russell Doe
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Frequently Asked Questions
How long does it take to see results with the program?
In the cosmic dance of progress, timelines can vary greatly. While some cosmic voyagers have glimpsed cosmic sparks within days, others have traversed several cosmic cycles before witnessing the crescendo of their efforts.
Is this program suitable for beginners?
Absolutely! Our cosmic odyssey is tailored to both cosmic newcomers and seasoned cosmic explorers alike. Our cosmic guides illuminate the pathways regardless of your cosmic familiarity.
What if I encounter challenges along the way?
The cosmic journey is strewn with challenges like stardust. Fear not, for our cosmic mentors are attuned to the cosmic rhythms, ready to assist you in unraveling any cosmic conundrums that may arise.
Can I access the materials after the program ends?
Indeed, once you've embarked upon this cosmic quest, the treasures bestowed are yours to keep. The cosmic scrolls remain open for your cosmic perusal even after the final curtain call.
Are there any additional costs involved?
While the cosmic entry is gift-wrapped and complete, your cosmic expedition may encounter optional cosmic add-ons. However, the core of your cosmic journey remains unburdened by hidden cosmic costs.